1) ANGKATKAN BEG
( Carry bag )

❤ Come sayang, let me carry the bag 4 u. Kesian u..
(Come dear , let me carry the bag 4 u. I pity u.)
Selepas kahwin...
(after marriage)

❤Beg u pun u mls nak bwk. Laen kali tkyh bwk beg ahr!
(Bag also u lazy want to carry? Next time don't bring bag ahr !)

2). TERSUNGKUR BATU....
(Trembled over a stone.)


❤'Sayang, intan payung, you ok tk darling? Bdoh punye batu!'
(Dear, my lovely dear, you ok or not darling? Stupidd stonee!)


Selepas kahwin..
(after marriage)


❤Jln btol2 la! Buta ke? Mata ltak kat mana? Lutut? Batu tu pnye besa pun tk nmpk!
(Walk properly can or not? Blind ah? Ur eyes put wer? Ur knee? Stone that big also never see !)

3.) PAKAI SEXY....
( Sexy clothes. )


❤Lawanye u pkai baju ni. Sexy! mcm nak gigit2 you skrg gak!
( Wow, so pretty u wear this dress. SEXY ! Like want to bite u ONLY ! )

Selepas kahwin...
(after marriage)

❤'Ni ape ni, t***k trjojol, nmpk longkang! ngn babat brlipat2! tk malu keh?'
( Whats this ? Slut ? Can see the drain in between. With all ur flabs over-lapping. Not shy uhr? )

4.) MANJA DI PUBLIC...
( Act cute in public. )


❤Mnjenye syg i ni. Cium ckit syg! Firm nye pipi u!
( Sweet ah my dear ! Kiss abit dear .. Very firm eh ur cheeks ! )


Selepas kahwin...
(after marriage)


❤Oi! Org tgk ah! Tnggu blik umah bole tk? Tk malu ke orang tengok??
(Oi ! People see laa ! Can wait until we go home can or not ? Not shy ah people look2 ? )

5). KEMPUNAN...
( No choice. )


❤U nk mkn burger ramli? Ok, jap ye i belikan eh syg..
( U want burger Ramli? Ok, wait alright, i'll buy it for u , dear .)


Selepas kahwin...
(after marriage)


❤Burger MacDonald pn sme pe! Jgn crewet ah! Mkn je!
( Burger Macdonald also the same what ! Don't so fussy can or not? Eat only laa ! )

6) KECANTIKAN
( Beauty . )


❤Cntik nye u ari ni. Eye shadow u lawa la! Brseri-seri muka u!
( Wow, so pretty ah u today. Ur eyeshadow so pretty. Very nice see ur face . -english here sucks. )

Selepas kahwin...
(after marriage)


❤Ape ni make up mcm tepung gomak? Wayang pekji pn klh tau!
( Whats this? Make up so thick like flour. Chinese opera also lose you noe ! )

7.) KEKAYAAN
( Richness )


❤U tkde byk duit pun, i tetap syg u. Kkayaan tk menjnjikn kbahagiaan.
( U dont have money also i love u. Rich doesnt mean happiness. )


Selepas kahwin..
(after marriage)


❤Tu la, dulu tknk blaja btul2..Skg bru nk mnyesal!
( You see lah. Last time dowan study hard enuf.. Now then want to regret ! )

8.). SEX


❤Klau kita kahwin, ari2 i nak main dgn u.
( Later when we get married, everyday confirm i wanna play with u. )


Selepas kahwin...
(after marriage)


❤Eh, i penat tau! Ingat i robot ke? Gatal!
( Eh, i tired u know ! U think what ? I robot ah ? ITCHY ! )

9.) KESABARAN
(Patience)


❤Dahlah syg, jgn merajuk. Sory eh Sayang. Mmg slh I. Jgn mrjuk lgi ye syg..I mtk maaf. Maafkan i eh?
( Oklah dear, dont sad2 k .. Sorry eh dear. It's my fault k . Dont sad anymore k dear. Im sorry. Forgive me k ? )


Selepas kahwin...
(after marriage)


❤Slh u, u nk sruh I ckp Sory! Byk cntik mke u! Dh buat slh tknk ngaku. Tau nk mrjuk je!
( Ure wrong, want to ask me say sorry. Very nice ah ur face! Do wrong already dont want to admit. Know how to put sad faceeee only ! )

10.) MASAKAN
(Cooking)


❤Sdpnye u msk (walaupun tak sedap)
( wow , delicious lah u cook. [ evntho not delicious. ] )


Selepas kahwin..
(after marriage)


❤Mak u tk ajr msak ke? Ni Nasi lemak ke bubor?
( Ur mum didnt teach u to cook isit ? This one Nasi lemak or porridge?! )

11.) DUIT NO PROBLEM
( Money no problem )

❤Syg, kte mkn dkat rstoran mahal tu eh? Mahal tkpe lah, skali skale..
( Dear, we eat at that expensive restaurant k? Expensive nevermind lah, once a while ... )

Selepas kahwin...
(after marriage)


❤Mak oi! Pehy mahal! tk mau ah! Da la! Mee goreng mamak lagi sdap !
( Walao ! So the ex ! Dowan ah ! Mee goreng mamak more delicious ! )

12.) LUV PEGI LUV BALIK
( Love come , love go )


❤Bye syg, I luv u too. Muaks! Miss u la syg. (Pdahal smlm baru jmpe)
( Bye dear , i love u too . Muaxks ! Miss u la dear . [ When the fact is , just met yesterday . )

Selepas kahwin...
(After marriage.)


❤Ah, ok bye! tk bole lah. Kwn i ade ni! Bye la bye la!
( ah , k , bye ! Cannot ah [ cannot say mushy2 words ] . My fren here . Bye la bye la. )

13). PENGORBANAN
( Sacrifice. )


❤Tkpe syg, I tk ksah. I snggup buat apa sje untok you. I fetch you later k syggkush ?
( Nevermind laa dear, i dont care. I'll do anything just for u. I fetch u later k my dear ? )


Selepas kahwin...
(After marriage.)

❤U ni ! I pnat baru balik keje la. Ape salahnya u blik sendiri. Manje sgt ah!
( U ah ! Im tired, just got back from work lah ! Whats wrong if u go back ur own?! So childish ah u ! )

14.) JUMPA LAMBAT
( Late meeting. )

❤Tkpe syg. Asalkan u selamat smpai.
( Nevermind lah dear. At least ure safe . )


Selepas kahwin...
(After marriage.)


❤Tkpe la. Da biasa da!
( Nevermind, use to it already. )

15). BUANG ANGIN
( METHANE. [ Fart ] )

❤You kentot eh syg? Hehehehehe! Cute la u ni! *cubit-cubit*
( You fart eh dear? HEHEHEHE! So cute la u ! *pinch-pinch* )


Selepas kahwin...
(After marriage.)


❤Oi, asal bole kentot je eh! *pukul-pukul badan*
( Oi, anyhow fart ah u ! *Beat-beat the body* )
Oklah , till here .

to be continuedddddd .....